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SMELLY

Thu Jun 26, 2008, 4:29 AM
ALWAYS WINS
Somehow. Without even trying. But it's awesome nonetheless. And I couldn't be happier.

AND NOW, A JOKE!

A boy and a pedophile are out at night, walking towards the forest.

The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"

The pedophile says, "You're scared?! I've got to walk back out of here on my own!"

I'm a bad bad person. For two reasons. One, that joke is horrible. Two, I totally hung out in my... pretty much boyfriend's ex-girlfriends house when she wasn't there and she fucking hates my guts and it made me so god damn happy.

Merry Christmas everyone!

PS I'm not really lonely but the thing wouldn't change. I'm actually... extremely satisfied right now (but not in THAT way you dirty minded creeps)

  • Mood: Lonely
  • Listening to: Coldplay - The Scientist
  • Reading: Dean Koontz - Forever Odd
  • Watching: Rejected Cartoons
  • Eating: Chinese food
  • Drinking: Vodka plus coke plus Woodstock

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: New Zealand
  • Interests: Drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking...
  • Favourite movie: Fear and Loathing, Saw, Dogma, Fight Club...
  • Favourite band or musician: SYSTEM OF A DOWN BABY!! Ooh and Tool (I love you Maynard)
  • Favourite genre of music: Punk/metal/alternative rock
  • Favourite artist: Mondrian, Braque
  • Operating System: XP of doom
  • MP3 player of choice: smellPod
  • Shell of choice: O_o
  • Wallpaper of choice: Stinkfist-ing-
  • Skin of choice: Skin YOU
  • Favourite game: Circle of death! CIRCLE OF DEATH!!!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Patrick from SpongeBob. That's one funny starfish... or whatever.
  • Personal Quote: Oh crapshit!
  • Tools of the Trade: Photoshop hahahaha scam

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I thought I saw Santa the other day, but it was just a gangsta. Either way, ew.
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Hehe. I've always had problems with mixing those two as well :)

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Dammit Banks! :shakefist:
awesome gallery...(maynard kicks ass):D

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gere curam mei finis
BOO

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DAMN YOUUU BAAAAANKS! DAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOU!
no prob that pic is so interesting

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