So I've been thinking about my free pass list - ya know, the list of people that, if you're ever given the chance, you're allowed to sex0r no matter what your current marital status might happen to be. I can never remember exactly who's on my list, and it's kinda hard keeping it to just five. But oh well, here goes:
1) Scott Banks. For obvious reasons. He's Scott Banks.
2) Robert Downey Jr. Old? Yes. Married? Yes. Sex in old man form? Yes.
3) Daron Malakian. Or anyone from System, really, apart from John because he makes me uncomfortable for reasons I can't quite understand.
4) I think I wanna make Jared Leto number four. So I will.
5) This is always the one I have a problem with. There's only one space left, so I feel the need to make it a good one, and everyone I can think of seems to be lacking the X-factor I think is required to take the last remaining space on my free pass list. So I'll leave it open to suggestion for now...

And after all that unnecessary-ness, a joke!

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Ba-dum chhh!