ALWAYS WINS
Somehow. Without even trying. But it's awesome nonetheless. And I couldn't be happier.

AND NOW, A JOKE!

A boy and a pedophile are out at night, walking towards the forest.

The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"

The pedophile says, "You're scared?! I've got to walk back out of here on my own!"

I'm a bad bad person. For two reasons. One, that joke is horrible. Two, I totally hung out in my... pretty much boyfriend's ex-girlfriends house when she wasn't there and she fucking hates my guts and it made me so god damn happy.

Merry Christmas everyone!

PS I'm not really lonely but the thing wouldn't change. I'm actually... extremely satisfied right now (but not in THAT way you dirty minded creeps)